Doug E's "Sportstalk with Dan Russell" - 2003 - 2004 NBA Predictions

It's National Basketball Association time! So, say later to all those mainstream publications and dig into Doug E's predictions for the 2003 - 2004 season. My fans in New Zealand have been chomping at the bit (in between World Cup rugby games) for this year's NBA prognostications.  So, here  goes as I rank the teams according to their predicted finish in each conference.  Remember, top 8 make the playoffs based on records (except the number two seed which is always the division winner, who might still be the number two team in the conference and might not be the number  two team... never mind). 

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No. Western Conference No. Eastern Conference
1 LA Lakers 1 New Jersey
2 San Antonio 2 Indianapolis
3 Sacramento 3 Detroit
4 Dallas 4 New Orleans
5 Minnesota 5 Philadelphia
6 Houston 6 Orlando
7 Phoenix 7 Boston
8 Portland 8 Toronto
9 Memphis 9 Chicago
10 Seattle 10 Washington
11 Denver 11 Miami
12 Golden State 12 New York
13 Utah 13 Cleveland
14 LA Clippers 14 Atlanta
    15 Milwaukee

 

Western Conference Finals LA Lakers vs. Sacramento
Eastern Conference Finals New Jersey vs. Indianapolis
2003 - 2004 NBA Finals LA Lakers vs. New Jersey

 

2003 - 2004 NBA Champions LA Lakers

What about all those preemptive moves made by other teams, specifically in the Western conference? Minnesota... not enough to even get out of the first round. Sacramento... terrible salary cap management means less depth (so long Keon Clark) plus you know that Chris Webber will find a way to either get injured or to screw up. Dallas... if they jell they might be able to go around the mountain and outscore everyone but still, you have to make at least one stop in the playoffs. The World Champion San Antonio Spurs... they actually did the best job of filling holes and adding depth (with a great deal of experience). The key Spurs pickup might be Robert Horry. Why?  Either he or Steve Kerr have played for the last 7 championship teams. Hmmm.

The Eastern conference, in the words of Johnny Depp as Donny Brasco, "forgetaboutit!"

I barely changed my playoff results from last year - the Lakers will be back in their rightful place at the end of the 2003 - 2004 season. Too many egos? Not enough basketballs to go around? Au contraire, freedom fry boy. Gary Payton will finally bring a transition game back to LA (plus he can still lock guys up most of the time, except your total speed guys such as Marbury, Francis, etc.). Karl Malone will feast on triangle post 15 foot jumpers (plus he can still fill the lanes as good as any big man in the league). And finally, Shaq will want to prove that he can win a title without a major contribution from Kobe Tyson, Colorado's finest future inmate. That's right, once again the parade will be outside the Staples Center. I'm going to miss Mark Madsen's body rockin' moves though.

Doug E.

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